A new threat to Egypt’s stability: More horrible cars

Egypt’s current situation is no laughing matter. But its about to get worse thanks to the Russians. Today Real Clear Politics had a video that showed Vladimir Putin having trouble starting Europe’s “cheapest car”. It’s the Lada Granta. The Lada line includes the worst car in history, the Lada Riva. There are still a ton of these wretched cars in north Africa. As a matter of fact North Africa is where all failed auto models go. (future home of the Chevy Volt) But new developments give this story the potential to be hilarious.

First off, the Lada line is produced by AutoVAZ. They have a factory in Egypt which they rent from Suzuki. Last month AutoVAZ announced that it would expand in north Africa. From the release: “The expansion of the brand in foreign markets is likely to take place in both Egypt, where AutoVAZ is said to plan the expansion of the local facility and even building a new one near Jordan, and in South America”. Notice they say “the local facility” not “their” facility. That is owned by Suzuki.

Nothing but the best for Egypt

The Lada line of cars is so notoriously bad that it was featured multiple times on the UK tv show Top Gear; where it lost a race to a dog…seriously. Also named one top ten cars that should never have been built (Hysterical video below) The Muslim Brotherhood is rising in power in Egypt, and maybe an influx of more bad cars will cause them to focus on developing stronger forces in the Caucuses to fight Russia for this great injustice. After all, the rag-tag terrorists like Hunafa could use some help. They literally spend all day in the woods walking around with machine guns and Korans. (Go check their site, Im not kidding)

Top Gear Communist Cars (Must See-Hysterical)

Avenge Injustice!!

Will the radicals seek to avenge the great injustice of having more shitty cars? Probably not. The North African car market is the equivalent of the “island of misfits toys” and they have been getting the worlds junk for, well, a long time. And they may be complacent. But if the jihadis decide to take up this cause then these are the jerks that will be doing the fighting.

Caucus Radical Losers

The video opens with a quote from the Koran taken from Surah 3 verse 140. “If ye have received a blow, the (disbelieving) people have received a blow the like thereof. (This refers to Badr) These are (only) the vicissitudes which We cause to follow one another for mankind, to the end that Allah may know those who believe and may choose witnesses (martyrs) from among you; and Allah loveth not wrong-doers” In italics are the footnotes from the Pickthall English translation; the only translation approved by Islamic scholars

When he is being buried (1:40) the verse cited is the Qu’ran verse surah 9:111 which I quote “Lo! Allah hath brought from the believers their lives and their wealth because the Garden (Eden) will be theirs: they shall fight in the way of Allah and shall slay the and be slain. It is a promise which is binding on Him int the Torah and the Gospel and the Qu’ran. Who fulfilleth his covenant better than Allah? Rejoice then in your bargain that ye have made, for that is the supreme triumph.

Muslim Brotherhood-Big Thumbs Up from the Carnegie Endowment

What a shocker! The Carnegie Endowment, a severely confused group of academic intelligentsia a serious think tank, is helping to minimize the influence of the Muslim Brotherhood.

While most of the experts at the Carnegie Endowment are fairly rational, a few unlettered individuals have found their way into the group’s ranks. One of those illiterate contributors is Nathan J. Brown. Today he gave testimony to the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence Subcommittee on Terrorism which compares the Muslim Brotherhood to the Boy Scouts. For anyone wondering how someone like James Clapper can minimize the groups ideology, and underlying goals, will realize it is people like Nathan J Brown who help make that possible.

Desperation Invites the Masochist Bed Fellow

Mr. Brown has assured his audience of his expertise by reminding them that he has been studying the Middle East since 2004. Over those 7 productive years Brown creates an air of arrogance and ignorance too commonly seen amongst the ranks of the “intelligentsia”.

The most difficult aspect in offering criticism on Brown is where to begin. Throughout history the painful lessons from ignorance are often learned at the expense of the innocent. Brown’s opinions are not only uncanny in the familiarity with historical context, but also create the foundation of new painful lessons soon to be realized.

At the end of March the Carnegie Endowment had proposed the idea that Iraq may in fact follow the similar path of Egypt and Tunis. (Is Iraq Next: Audio) This is a completely rational scenario to contemplate. After all, the same idea was addressed here and on Yahoo months ahead of Carnegie. Even the calls for the New Islamic Umma Party to rise up in Iraq and “sweep the occupation into the dustbin of history” was reported here first. As a reader, you have been way ahead of the curve.

Over the next week we will dissect Nathan J. Brown’s opinions and make short work of him. The truly despicable do not get a pass here. Honest mistakes can be overlooked, but calculated opinions that build on the foundation of ignorance will not. Stay tuned. There is a lot to see here folks; please do not move along

U.S. & European Stock Market Merger: New World Order? Dispatches from Bunkerville

Welcome to Bunkerville

“Red” (as I call him) over at Bunkerville does not write from a padded room while wearing an Alex Jones t-shirt. So when I see the term “New World Order” appear on his blog I tend to stick around.

New World Order coming with merger of U.S. and Europe Stock Exchanges

So there really is a Trilateral commission that we conservatives were often mocked upon. So there is a cabal. And it is almost complete. With the merger of the two stock exchanges, yes, one unified financial system. Other stock exchanges are in talks as well. And the “Media” was in it up to their eyeballs. Next of course, will be the currency. Watch for the abandonment of the dollar.

Based on his recent public comments, Fed Chairman Bernanke seems determined to give the U.S. dollar the reputation of Egypt’s Hosni Mubarak: an unwanted relic of the past that everyone agrees must go…

He cites reputable sources (no conspiracy kook sites present) and I told you to stick around Bunkerville because when you do you stumble across things that didn’t make the news; and for what reason I do not know. With Egypt’s government disolved and a very real concern of radicals snatching power we learn from Bunkerville that…

Napolitano meets with Muslim Brotherhood Leaders:

Last month, U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano and her senior staff privately met in Washington, D.C., with a select group of Muslim, Arab, and Sikh organizations. Among the mix were three organizations directly associated with an outlawed terrorist entity — the Muslim Brotherhood.

This meeting was the beginning of an Obama administration program aimed at…

Don’t let the name fool you. The abodes of Bunkerville are not shabby shelters where the fearful await their demise, but rather luxury retreats for the few spirited and fearless fighters. Welcome to Bunkerville, population 1, visitors many.

Umma Party Equals Instant Caliphate

The Islamic Umma Party (Islamic Nation Party) was formed yesterday, officially, by ten Saudis. And that is all you would ever know if you relied on our media. (Note- “Umma” and “Omma” are the same)

First of all the site islamicommaparty.com is not a Saudi site. Its registered in Jordan. It was created by Plex Plus, also in Jordan, and run by Dr. Khaled Abu El Ethem. (I believe this is the same person that works at Amman Arab University in the Business Dept but can not yet verify)

Plex Plus also services Ommah Conf where is where we find solidarity between nations and special interests groups right after yesterdays announcement. Muslim Brotherhood, Socialist Party, DUP, etc. We also find the statements calling for uprising in Iraq there as well.

And, no big deal but just where Egypt falls on the map of the “Islamic Project” and how that momentum is just “one feature of the strategy of jihad” for the “Islamic project” and needs to be used in other regions to establish the Muslim Umma. Also, Check out the Revolution from the Prisons section-fun stuff, sounds like they are preparing for Green Jobs.

Kuwait Solidarity with the Umma (Video)

Sudan Solidairty (Text)

1) Muslim Brotherhood

2) DUP (Democratic Unionist Party)

3) Arab Baath Socialist Party

4) Islamic Centrist Party (just to keep it moderate)

Winds of Egypt and Tunisia Revolt in Iraq-Published today. They lay it out in three steps:

1) Overthrow the government

2) Fight corruption/Prosecute

3) Restore services to the Iraqi people

They note that if they can achieve the same ability to share media as in Tunisia and Egypt this will be possible.

“Starting Spark in the Iraqi Revolution (Defined Goals + Young Leaders in the Field + Simple Logos + Media Information = Strong Popular Revolution)”

*my translation has removed a few unnecessary words. Google translate is ok but its not perfect

Rumors of Arrest

Yesterday rumors of the arrest were circulating about Umma Party co-founder Sheikh Abdul Aziz al Wahaibi. Don’t worry, he’s just fine. The party released a press statement addressing this as well as the rights of the Muhajideen.

Also his video on Live Leak video talking about “Jihad” just disappeared off of the internet.

End Note:

Vohmha Party

In the official press release the Islamic Umma Party makes reference to the goals of the “Vohmha Party”. One goal, of course, being social justice

Vohmha is not a common reference used anymore but it is the region near the River Jaffe. The only sufficient explanation of this can be found at Al-Quds university. It is also a reference to an area in Yemen. However, in their press release it is unclear which area they are referencing.