Dick Morris Dropped from Fox News; Contract Not Renewed

Dick Morris, the author of every book that really did not ever need to be written, will not have his contract with Fox News renewed according to a report from Deadline. According to the article:

Long time contributor Dick Morris will no longer be a talking head on Fox News Channel.

Morris announced this via his Twitter account earlier today along with a note to his followers that he would appear on Piers Morgan’s CNN show. Ameristroika has speculated that Morris just grew tired of being on a channel with viewership and wanted to properly slide off into oblivion. Deadline goes on to point out that Karl Rove’s contract was renewed and Dennis Kucinich was added to the scores of liberal contributors to Fox News.

Excuse me, would you mind moving your feet from the floor...and into my mouth?

Excuse me, would you mind moving your feet from the floor…and into my mouth?