Wikileaks Attacked: Twitter Account Claims “Presently under attack”

Wikileaks is experiencing some butthurt. According to their Twitter account that have been “Digi-Raped”. Oh well. They tried out for the big leagues and were cocky enough to give themselves the motto “We open Governments”. They do nothing of the kind. Instead they use their State Department cables to control information in the same way that governments do.

During the height of their fame Wikileaks dun goofed a few times. Now it is time for them to go the way of all failed wannabe intel operations. Rather than be a central force in a new world of open information the world is finally starting to see them for what they are. Two bit crooks who know nothing about how to handle intelligence.

The Big League

I just want to welcome Wikileaks to the real world and remind them they did not purchase a ticket for this ride; nor do they meet the height requirement. It wont be long now until they are forced to leave the park. No cotton candy, no souvenirs.

The first big goof came when they republished a cable and claimed it was newly released. Unfortunately we had covered that cable inside and out. Wikileaks lied (as they do frequently). And their staff members who sign a voluntary $12 million pound gag order does not respect them anymore. One of their staff has leaked info to me while shrugging his shoulders and saying “fuck it” in regards to their gag order. For reference, these posts are of importance and will start to tell the story of Wikileaks falling apart.

Wikileaks republishes cables, claims they are new, then lies while changing the publishing date (note the last paragraph-a special note to Wikileaks staff)

Black Market Nukes in Bulgaria (the predecessor to the story above)

Wikileaks leaks names of innocents and endangers them

It is only a matter of time now. Wikileaks will slowly implode and fall apart. They are already at the point where they realize that the remaining cables they have are not as precious as the hype has portrayed them to be. Ciao baby! See you in hell; I have reserved a room next to the ice machine and water fountain. And you may not loiter in front of my room. Enjoy the heat


Over the next few days I will be releasing the intel regarding Surface to Air (SAM) missiles stolen from Libya by Al Qaeda Islamic Meghrab (AQIM). Friends of Wikileaks had leaked the name of a key operative tracking these missiles in real time. I will outline this whole ordeal within 24 hours. Stay tuned…